Erap’s senatorial slate
1. Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile – He’s a hundred years old. His slogan should be “It’s not only houses and whores who grow respectable with age.” That line he uses “problema mo, sagot ko!” eh papaano kung siya ang problema?
2. Senate Pro Tempore Jose “Jinggoy” Estrada – He will definitely live up to his father’s reputation.
3. Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago – Not attending sessions because of chronic fatigue syndrome daw. Now she has the energy to run and serve for another 6 years. That’s not chronic fatigue syndrome, that’s manic depressive.
4. Representative Teodoro “Teddy Boy” Locsin Jr. – Loyalty to Binay
5, Representative Ferdinand “Bongbong” Marcos Jr.- Mas bagay sana NPC, Danding is his ninong too.
6. Representative Rodolfo Plaza – Who he?
7. Aquilino “Koko” Pimentel III – Just forget the election protest against Zubiri? Eh kung ganun lang pala ang gagawin niya at hindi niya paninindigan ang protesta niya di ibig sabihin hindi nga siya dinaya ni Migs. Sino kaya ang sasabihin niya nandaya sa kanya pagnatalo siya ulit? Para siyang a bad replay of Loren, nagprotesta laban kay Noli tapos hindi tinuloy kasi magsesenador na lang siya.
8. Mary Grace Poe-Llamanzares – Daughter of FPJ, very active in the opposition
9. Jose “Joey” de Venecia III – Will he be as vigilant with Erap as he was with Gloria? He should have run with either Chiz or Noynoy. That way he could have maintained his image as a graft-buster. How does he explain running with a crook?
10. Brig. Gen. Danilo Lim- Sayang talaga. Sana he ran with Chiz or Noynoy. How does he explain running with a crook? He will end up like Honasan.
11. Edu Manzano – Well, someone has to take Lito Lapid’s place
I will be writing about this too within the week. I might entitle it "Why I LIKE Erap to run for president" :D
